Giggle with GiGi {and kale}

GiGi, blogger behind the all-too-entertaining Vegan Ville, is one of the funnest bloggers out there. She is quirky, full of spunk, with a tremendous heart for veganism. When I met her blog, it was instant love–I immediately understood, appreciated, and adored her off-the-wall humor. This post is definitely the perfect spotlight of what I am talking about! {still giggling over it} GiGi even has an online bakery that you will definitely want to check out and buy lots of sweets from!

Thank you for inviting me over to your blog, Cara. I happily stumbled upon Cara and F&B way back in the fall of 2011. “This candymaker kid is genius,I said  to myself! I hope another Mofoer discovers her nifty blog besides me”. I think Cara had 32 followers then and I had 400. Our number of followers have since reversed. I lost some readers when I took a little forced vacation “time” from my blog, and I couldn’t write because I wasn’t  allowed any sharp pencils there in the pokey. While I was gone and sharpening other skills, Cara even made the PPK top 100. This was no easy task. Cara was competing with soaked cashew, speculoos and tofu ex-press. So, well deserved Kudos, Cara!

Anyway, the pokey was no cakewalk, believe you me. After my release I decided to take some much needed R&R at a vegan spa. I got a Groupon good for two passes, so I decided to ask another winner of the PPK 100 to come with me. I think she over packed.

Kale and I started with a massage. The oil really softened Kale up, you know how massaged Kale can be. 
 
 
GiGi: Mind if I call you, Kalie?
Kalie: That’s fine, Geegers.
GiGi: Let’s go take a snooze.
Kalie: I’m with ya girl friend!
 

 GiGi: Wow those were the best zzzs I’ve had in ages,Kalie.
Kalie: I bet. Do they have white noise in the can, Geeger?
GiGi and Kalie: bahahahahahaha.
Kalie: Hey let’s go sit by the pool and get a facial.
GiGi: Rad!
 

 GiGi: I think we should go in, you look a little dehydrated, you don’t want to turn into a chip!  

Kalie: I could really go for a salad.
GiGi: No offense, Kale but you are a salad. Hey guess what I got? I made us some dessert. I call it avocado radium tarte.
GiGi and Kalie: Bahahahaha.
Kalie: Can I have the recipe?
GiGi: I’ll send it to you as soon as I get home. 
 

One Week Later:
Dear Kalie-
I had a blast, I can totally see how you made the PPK top 100!
Here is the recipe. I made some of the recipe up but I swiped a lot of it from another blog so here is their linkie:
http://wholefamilyfare.blogspot.com/2010/05/raw-key-lime-pies.html
I only told you that cause you are my bff. Don’t tell my parole officer.
xoxo
GiGi
PS I used 22 dates instead of what they used
I used 1/4 C more agave (wasn’t sweet enough)
and another T of lime juice (wasn’t limey enough)
PSS let’s get mani-pedis soon.
I just got this color, but I don’t think it’s right for you. Nobody does matchy matchy anymore