Are you smarter than these Christmas movie quotes?

Virtual Advent Calendar:

Movies have always been a huge part of my life.

In fact, you could even say that

quoting movies is one of the main ways

my family and myself communicate with each other.

(Mainly 80′s movies and SNL skits from the late 90′s are our go-to’s).

So naturally, when Christmas rolled around,

movies were a huge part of our family celebration.

The VHS tapes would be dusted off

and the marathon of Christmas movie-watching would ensue.

 

So I thought, how fun to have a Christmas edition

to my infamous Holiday-themed movie quizzes.

(insert canned applause here)

The one with the most correct wins a date with me.

(and by date, I mean a virtual high-five…)

Are you ready???

What about you Santa?

(If Santa had arms, he would give the ok sign).

Santa is ready.

Okay, here we go.

Good luck!

My 9 favorite Christmas Movies of All-Time:

(#1-4 especially are on constant rotation in my house)

1. “Oooooooooh would we call her chubby?”

2. “Oh look, it’s a Christmas party! I’m so glad I wore my pretty dress. *says to Frank* On…on..on the “Addams Family”, what musical instrument did Lurch play?” “I may be invisible but I’m NOT deaf!”

3.  ”I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

4. “I also wrote a song for you.” “”You did?” “I used only the good notes. Iris, if you were a melody…”

5.  “I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape.”

6. “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? Son of a bitch.”

7. “Do innkeeper’s wives have naturally curly hair?”

8. “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” “Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.”

9. “First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”

How did you do???

Santa scored all 9.

Hey, give it to him–he’s Santa!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

• Strawberries, stems cut off (1 for the face, 1 for the hat)
• vegan white chocolate (you might have luck finding it online rather than the store)
• sliced almonds (for beard, nose, and eyebrows)
• icing (made of powdered sugar and non-dairy milk–for top of hat and eyes; add red dye for cheeks and mouth)
• Enjoy Life chocolate chips (for the eyes)
• lollipop sticks

DIRECTIONS:

1. First, place a lollipop stick through one strawberry. 
2. Melt white chocolate in 30 second intervals, stirring as you stop. Work fast while coating strawberry because the chocolate tends to harden quickly. Using the side of the bowl,  ensure that the strawberry gets covered completely.
3. Place other strawberry on top of face (do not cover with chocolate–this will be the hat).
4. Working quickly, cover face with sliced almonds for beard. Add eyes, nose,  cheeks,  mouth, and top of hat.
5. Freeze for 20 minutes so everything sets. 

And don’t forget that every Santa needs an elf:

Okay, now it is your turn to entertain me.

What are your favorite holiday movies/movie quotes?

I’m always in need of good ones…